March 2012
dent-arthur-dent:
twlboaj:
m4ge:
notreallykira:
greengrey:
vanboobsenstein:
speakgirl:
weirdsociology:
dazaibrosamu:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction...
February 2012
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
I love Seinfeld Fans
shaindawg:
I really do. It’s like being in a secret inside joke club.
^
Plus, each and every one of us are sponge-worthy.
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WOO-HOO!
I just got a text from the dude buying my guitar
Looks like the two payments isn’t going to work out, but he’ll be able to get me $50-$75 of it on Thursday
Slow and steady wins the race, folks. Slow and steady.
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You can't win
Person: Sometimes, I really can't stand myself.
Everyone around them: Shut up, seriously, you're awesome and great and wonderful.
Person: You know, sometimes, I think I'm awesome/great/wonderful
Everyone around them: What the fuck is the matter with you, you self-righteous, pompous, arrogant asshole
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Seriously
disregard anybody and anything that is not Louis CK on my screen right now
tillyweedlove asked: Someones got a frowny face.
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
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I've felt so shitty today
that I couldn’t even clean my acoustic and change the strings
I fucking love performing maintenance on my guitars
I still really wish Tumblr
Allowed you to hide certain posts from certain people.
Facebook has that on you, and I hope you’re aware of that.
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Oh yeah, and apparently,
the doctors ‘found something’ in my mother’s breast, so she’s having a second test done later today to see if it is cancer or not
So what’s new with you guys?
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It's two in the morning
and I’m explaining the Big Bang Theory to idiots instead of sleeping.
What has happened to my life.
press play and watch the gif
Okay, not even...
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